Zen to Kraken T‑Shirt — Funny Calm-to-Carnage Quote Tee
Charcoal / S
$32.00
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A soft, classic tee that reads like a quiet wink — minimal handwritten text across the chest that says “Zen to Kraken” with a tiny subtitle. Lightweight but durable 100% cotton gives it a lived-in comfort from the first wear. It sits relaxed at the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape. Wear it during slow mornings, long drives, or when you want to skirt between calm and chaos with a smile. The subtle design pairs easily with denim, layered flannels, or an overshirt for a low-key, personal statement.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable, lasting comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams reduces waste and creates a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main art) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Zen to Kraken T‑Shirt — Funny Calm-to-Carnage Quote Tee
$32.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable, lasting comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams reduces waste and creates a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main art) for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean