T-Shirt — "My wife is Perimenopausal (Breathing is dangerous)" Funny Menopause Tee
Charcoal / S
$32.00
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This soft, classic crew neck tee carries a quiet message with gentle humor — subtle, centered typography reads "My wife is Perimenopausal (Breathing is dangerous)" on a clean white canvas. It sits comfortably in everyday life: worn at the kitchen counter as a lighthearted shrug during rough days, layered under a cardigan for doctor visits, or paired with jeans for a low-key support statement. The relaxed fit and smooth cotton feel let the wearer move without fuss, while the understated print opens small, compassionate conversations with friends and family. This shirt reads like an inside joke shared between partners and allies — compassionate, honest, and a little wry.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTF and DTG printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty and compliance certifications
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "My wife is Perimenopausal (Breathing is dangerous)" Funny Menopause Tee
$32.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTF and DTG printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty and compliance certifications
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean