Menopause Hoodie — “I Run on Caffeine & Menopausal Rage” Funny Sweatshirt
S / Dark Heather
$64.00
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This soft, cozy hoodie speaks in a frank, funny voice — made for women navigating midlife with grit and humor. The bold front graphic reads like a personal slogan: caffeine-fueled and honest about menopausal emotions. Wear it on slow mornings with a mug, out for quick errands, or layered for a chilly evening walk. The roomy pouch pocket and double-lined hood add warmth and everyday usefulness, while the classic fit keeps the silhouette relaxed and comfortable. It’s a wearable wink that says you’re living loud, laughing through the changes, and not afraid to call it like it is.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, clean fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Durable Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve/wrist prints and DTG main prints; embroidery available
- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX–compliant, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Menopause Hoodie — “I Run on Caffeine & Menopausal Rage” Funny Sweatshirt
$64.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, clean fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Durable Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve/wrist prints and DTG main prints; embroidery available
- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX–compliant, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean