Menopausal Madness Hoodie – “Just Roller-Coasting” Funny Menopause Sweatshirt
S / Sport Grey
$64.00
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Menopausal Madness Hoodie – “Just Roller-Coasting” Funny Menopause Sweatshirt
$64.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“Just Roller-Coasting”
This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a wry, confident voice — soft, warm, and a little rebellious. The front shows a bold roller-coaster illustration with the phrase “Menopausal Madness” and the tagline “Just ‘Roller-Coasting’,” while the upper back carries the understated line “It’s not me / It’s Hormonal.” Wear it on slow mornings, at noisy family gatherings, or when you need a laugh during a tough day. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky. Thoughtful details like the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord keep it comfortable and durable. The kangaroo pouch holds hands or a cup of tea, and the tubular knit gives a clean, seam-free silhouette that lays flat and feels smooth against skin. Presented in a relaxed, classic fit, this hoodie speaks plainly to anyone navigating midlife changes — honest, humorous, and unapologetically real.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Prints applied with Direct-to-Film (sleeve/wrist/inner neck) and Direct-to-Garment methods; embroidery available
- Classic fit with tear-away label; OEKO-TEX/ethical production standards noted
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
