Menopausal Madness Hoodie – “Just Roller-Coasting” Funny Menopause Sweatshirt

“Just Roller-Coasting”

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a wry, confident voice — soft, warm, and a little rebellious. The front shows a bold roller-coaster illustration with the phrase “Menopausal Madness” and the tagline “Just ‘Roller-Coasting’,” while the upper back carries the understated line “It’s not me / It’s Hormonal.” Wear it on slow mornings, at noisy family gatherings, or when you need a laugh during a tough day. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky. Thoughtful details like the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord keep it comfortable and durable. The kangaroo pouch holds hands or a cup of tea, and the tubular knit gives a clean, seam-free silhouette that lays flat and feels smooth against skin. Presented in a relaxed, classic fit, this hoodie speaks plainly to anyone navigating midlife changes — honest, humorous, and unapologetically real.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness

- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket

- Prints applied with Direct-to-Film (sleeve/wrist/inner neck) and Direct-to-Garment methods; embroidery available

- Classic fit with tear-away label; OEKO-TEX/ethical production standards noted

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean