Hormonal Humor Tee — "I'm not Lazy. I'm Hormonally Strategic!"
Charcoal / S
$32.00
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Soft, breathable cotton and a clean, confident message — this tee quietly speaks for anyone who knows their body, rhythm, and recovery. The centered text reads with a relaxed wit, turning a casual shirt into a subtle statement about hormones, rest, and self-awareness. Wear it on slow mornings, during recovery days, or layered under a jacket when you want a low-key conversation starter. The knit collar holds its shape, the tubular construction keeps lines smooth, and the tear-away label makes it comfortable against skin. Simple, honest, and easy to live in.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front/sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Hormonal Humor Tee — "I'm not Lazy. I'm Hormonally Strategic!"
$32.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front/sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean